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Monday, August 10, 2009

Oh Baby, Baby!!

It's Baby day today at our fellow Humor Blogger, Ettarose's place, Sanity On Edge with a Guess the Blogger Baby Contest. Go on over and see if you can figure out who is who...or which one is me.


Just a little ditty in honor of baby contest day:

A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor. The doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father."

The maried couple decided that they would try this, so the doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father. The husband said, "I feel okay, turn it up a lot more," so the doctor turned it up to 50%. The husband said, "why don't you just put it all on me because I'm not feeling a thing." The doctor warned them that "this much pain could kill y ou if you're not prepared." The husband replied, "I'm ready." So the doctor turned the machine up to 100%. Still the husband did not feel a thing. So, they went home happy with a pain free labor. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the front porch!

Of course, nothing like that ever happened with any of "us"... ;)

7 comments:

thinkinfyou said...

LOL! Poor mailman!
As for the baby blogger thing, I sent in a picture too! Can't wait to see the guesses!

Winky Twinky said...

Thinkinfyou: I know, could you imagine being that poor mailman?

I went ahead and ventured my guesses, figured why wait...it'll be fun!

CatLadyLarew said...

I wish I could get my mailman to take the pain for me. It might make for an amusing afternoon.
But who has time for that... I have to go stare at those baby pictures some more....

Winky Twinky said...

CatLady: Don't we all..lol... but yes, go look at those baby pictures...be hypnotized...lol... But hey, go for it and WIN THE PRIZE!!!

wayne said...

wow so they was try to have a baby with out any drugs wow that would hurt

Winky Twinky said...

LOL.... Well, I did just that. It was 1980, January. I was determined to have my baby natural, which I did. Yes, it was FUCKING PAINFUL!! But worth it...

JennyMac said...

LOL...the poor postman is always the randy interloper.