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Sunday, July 5, 2009

Word Play Part II

In Part II, the objective is to take a word and alter it...by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and then supply a new definition:

1. Bozone (n): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

3. Cashtration (n): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.

8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (Extra credit for this one)

9. Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer...

10. Decafalon (n): The grueling event of going through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.

12. Dopeler Effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

13. Arachnoleptic fit (n): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

14. Beelzebug (n): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

15. Caterpallor (n): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

...and my personal favorite:

16. Ignoranus (n): A person who is both stupid and an asshole...

;)

11 comments:

Nooter said...

you are so smart and wise, dont know if i can bridge the sarchasm between us

Venom said...

I've had those damn Beelzebugs, then I started keeping the bdrm door closed all day.

I am totally stealing 'ignoranus', btw. I know so many of them...

Winky Twinky said...

Nooter: No sarchasm is too great to overcome...but you make up for it with your high level of Hipatitus ... ;)

Venom: Aren't they the most annoying things... I know plenty ignoranuses too..have fun with the term...ignoranuses probably won't get it anyway...

Waltsense.com said...

Darn - I clicked comments like I had about 20 of these to write down...I am stuck with stupid Snoop-Dog Fizzschle type words. that will not work - I'll come back after my mind clears up.

Winky Twinky said...

Waltsense: A classic case of Glibido...

ettarose said...

Oh man have I had the Dopeler effect. Great words by the way.

Winky Twinky said...

Ettarose: Me too...and some days it's allll Bozone...

Phillipia said...

Inoculatte me please...

I do not get Giraffiti...think my shortness has anything to do with it?

These are awesome:)

CatLadyLarew said...

Love these! Especially sarchasm... boy, have I ever looked across that abyss many a time!

thinkinfyou said...

LMAO! These are all great! I'm stealing a couple of them,if you don't mind!!

Winky Twinky said...

Phillipia: Inoculatte it is!!! .. and don't worry, being short doesn't affect comprehension...

CatLadyLarew: Many a time, many a time... you are definitely not alone...

ThinkinFyou: Enjoy