Word Play Part III

Here's some more play on words:

1. A bicycle cannot stand alone because it is two-tired

2. A backward poet writes inverse

3. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed

4. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds

5. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered

6. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it

7. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat

8. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end

9. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall

10. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat

11. Every calendar's days are numbered