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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Word Play Part III


Here's some more play on words:
1. A bicycle cannot stand alone because it is two-tired
2. A backward poet writes inverse
3. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed
4. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds
5. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered
6. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it
7. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat
8. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end
9. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall
10. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat
11. Every calendar's days are numbered

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

These are always fun, I love these. Thanks for posting.

Tim

freetheunicorns said...

Ha. Nice.

#2 is quite clever. But #7 is my fave.

Phillipia said...

I like #3. I think I missed a payment:)

Winky Twinky said...

Tim: Thanks, I like 'em too.

Freetheunicorns: That would be hard to beat, wouldn't it...I'm particularly fond of #6 right about now...

Phillipia: Oh, I NEVER forget to make THOSE payments...

VE said...

Nice. I'll add my own: That trail to the mental health facility...yeah...it's the psycho path...

Winky Twinky said...

VE: GOOOD one... ;)

Anonymous said...

LOVE IT!!!

Kris