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Friday, May 1, 2009

Friday Night Meds??? ... Er.....

Okay, between my own anti-flu regimen, and my Irish doctor's advice, I've been pouring it on heavy this Friday evening... and even at this early hour, I'm fending off the likes of THISSSSS..... Thanks a lot y'all!!!!

Girl, the food was great, the company was even better
Why sit here all night long going on about the weather?
I know it's our first date and good girls gotta wait
But I just turned 78, and you said you're days from 45!! That's just great!

The moon is full; you know what I'm thinking...
Let's make love, I'm gettin old and I'm shrinking...
The hour is late, let's just do it...
On our first date.....

Unhook your girdle, take off your face
Let's crawl into bed and cut to the chase
It'll be just great, let's do it.....
On our first date......

I took Viagra an hour ago, I'll put my teeth in a jar by the bed
Looky here who's poking out and waking from the dead!!
I want you right now, so don't give me no lip...
It's too late for the hymen, but we might break my hip!
The hour is late, let's just do it......
On our first date......

We're too old to be worrying 'bout moving so fast
So, since I'm wearing Depends, just hose off my ass!
I may have Alzheimer's and repeat myself
I may have Alzheimer's and repeat myself....
Good girls wait, old broads swing...
You can take off your clothes 'cause I can't see a thing
The hour is late, let's do it....
On our first date.......

I may have Alzheimer's and repeat myself
I may have Alzheimer's and repeat myself......
On our first date...........

(shout out to the best morning show ever for this one!!!)

10 comments:

The Queen said...

OMG this is just too funny.. and I'm old.. it's just too damn true for words.

Winky Twinky said...

I know... hit a chord with me too... I'll never tell..........

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Shawn said...

If Depends can't kill the mood, the mood can't be killed.

Winky Twinky said...

Shawn: That'd be the Viagra... ;)

ettarose said...

It reminds of another poem, but alas I have CRS right now. I never thought about just hosing off the depends.

Winky Twinky said...

Believe me, I know all about CRS..I have it on a regular basis...

wayne said...

lol cool i like what you say cool

Tim Higgins said...

WT,

Just remember that "Irish Doctors" cannot be sued for malpractice.

Winky Twinky said...

Yep, there's a clause somewhere...