Random Silliness.... Sing It!!!!

The Beverly Hill Bobbits
(to the tune of Beverly Hillbillies)

Come listen to a story 'bout a man named John
A poor ex-Marine with his poor wanker gone
It seems one night after getting with the wife
She lopped off his dong with the swipe of a knife

Penis that is....

Clean cut...

Missed his nuts...

Well the next thing ya know, there's a Ginsue by his side
And Lorena's in the car takin Willie for a ride
She soon got tired of her purple headed friend
Tossed him out the window as she went around the bend

Curve that is.....

Tossed the nub......

In the shrub......

She went to the cops and confessed to the attack
They called out the hounds just to get his weenie back
They sniffed and they barked and they pointed "over there"
To John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air

Found that is......

By a fence....

Evidence.....

Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart for long
So a dick doc said, hey I can fix that dong
"A needle and thread is all we're gonna need,"
And the whole world waited 'til they heard that Jonnie pee'd

Whizzed that is....

Straight stream....

Even seam.....

Well, he healed and he hardened and he took his case to Court
With a half-assed lawyer 'cause his assets came up short
They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape
And his pecker was the only thing they didn't show on tape

Video that is.....

Exposed....

Case closed!!

Y'all sleep on your stomach's now, ya hear........ :-P