What Would YOU Have Said?

Remember back in 2004 when the Deputy was caught peeing in a public elevator? This shit really does happen!

I work in a downtown building, which is frequented by the public... and the occasional street person. A few months ago, an employee got onto an elevator, to discover that the person riding with him had apparently just pissed on the floor of the elevator.

He was so astonished, he said nothing to the guy...

After all, it wasn't like it was in a neat little package even...

Just all over the side and the floor....

...nor was it because he thought it would be a warm and fuzzy

feeling regarding his trip there that day...

Noooooo, it was more of a huge fuck you to those he was leaving behind there that day. Turns out it was a very unhappy client. Guess he didn't get everything he wanted in his divorce. There are no cams in these elevators, so he got away with it.

Anyway, the guy who was in the elevator with him that day has been teased endlessly about what he should have said or done at the time. He is retiring next month and the coordinators of the party are gathering suggestions of what he could or should have said or done that day to further give him asses and elbows.

So far, the contributions are few:

* Did I somehow piss you off?

* Excuse me, you seem to be leaking...

* How do YOU spell relief...

* Is it raining in here or are you just happy to see me?
* Was it good for you?

* Listen, Mr. I. P. Freely, I don't know where you come from, but we don't do that here.

* Better to be pissed off than pissed on...

What would YOU have said or done?