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Monday, April 6, 2009

Ever Wonder Why Dogs Sniff Each Other??

The dogs, they had a party.
They came from near and far.
And some dogs came by taxi.
And some dogs came by car.

And each dog signed his name
All in a little book.
And each dog hung his asshole
Upon the nearest hook.

One dog was not invited
And this arose his ire
He stormed into the party
And loudly shouted "Fire!

"The dogs got so excited
They did not stop to look
And grabbed the nearest asshole
From off the nearest hook.

This is a very sad story
For it is very sore
To wear another's asshole
You've never worn before

And this is why, when dogs meet
On land, or air, or foam
They smell each other's assholes
In hopes it is their own.......

.....What? It had to be said.......

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