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Monday, April 27, 2009

Headlines of the Week

Man Sets House on Fire while Trying to Kill a Spider with a Lighter
....yes this really happened...yet another example of my right to use the term fucktard....
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5229458/Man-set-house-on-fire-while-trying-to-kill-a-spider-with-a-lighter.html

Dying is No Reason to Give up Online Social Life
....this for my fellow bloggers...
http://www.mddailyrecord.com/article.cfm?id=155339&type=Daily

'Felony Franks' Hot Dog Stand Hires Convicts, Angers Chicago Alderman
..."Home of the Misdemeanor Wiener," with burglar beef and chain gang chili dogs...*I'd* eat there...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,517911,00.html

THIS one......... is strictly for my own entertainment....


5 comments:

wayne said...

Hello very funny cool

Tim Higgins said...

WT,

As to an online social life after death, if I have to worry about replying facebook challenges and twitter comments, how will I rest in peace?

As to the felony franks, it's nice to know that most of the recent Illinois governors will have a job when they return to society.

As to spiders and lighter, "oh what a tangled web we find, when fire and idiots we combine".

(Oh yeah, and you have no idea what lousy visibility I had in that pumpkin.)

:-)

Winky Twinky said...

HAAA!! That was YOU.... hehe Love the way you wax poetic on the spider n lighter tard... and btw, no time to rest...

Mike said...

When I die, I want that service to put a microphone in my grave.

Why?

As you decompose you build up gas which can escape.

Yes, death farting.

I'm all about letting everyone know I'm doing it, even after I die.

Winky Twinky said...

ROFLOL....You would think of that!! Maybe you should make that a part of your will...