The variations of certain destruction are never ending, no ? Anyway, here are some suggestions my doctor told me about avoiding the dreaded viruses:
First of all, there's the usual....
Eat right, get fruits and veggies,
Get your flu shot if one's available,
...and wash your hands often....
But the biggest thing..... is to take the doctor's approach..I mean think about it!!
When you go for a shot, what do they do first? They clean your arm with alcohol! Why? Because alcohol kills germs, silly!!
Soooo....... my personal regimine includes ALL of the above!!
I walk to the liquor store ... exercise!!
I put lime in my Corona ... Fruit!!
I love celery in my Bloody Mary ... Veggies!!
I drink outside on the patio ... Fresh Air!!
I love to tell jokes, laugh, and read Humor Bloggers ... Eliminates Stress!!
Then, inevitably I pass out ... Rest!!
The way I see it? If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!!
........Hey...a shot in the glass...is better than one in the ass!!....I'm Just Sayin..... :-P
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