Top 10 things you should never say to a woman during an argument:
10. Don't you have some laundry to do or something? (OH, you mean like your streaked underwear?)
9. Ohhh, you're so cute when you get all pissed off. (Yeah, try taking that one to bed with ya!)
8. You're just upset because your butt is beginning to spread. (Yep, and your head has no hair!)
7. Wait a minute...I get it... what time of the month is it? (Them's fightin words..)
6. You sure you don't want to consult the Great Oprah on this one? (Oprah who?... Harpo? Isn't he gone??? Forget Oprah)
5. Sorry, I was just picturing you naked. (Hmmm....I know you're lying....but go on...)
4. Whoa, time out honey. Football is on. (Personally, I don't have a problem with this, that's when I can talk to my online boyfriends...)
3. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning. (Yep, they're called Pay Backs ARE a Bitch!!....silly wabbit!)
2. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail? (Nope.....text me...then I can NOT care as much as you do)
....and the number one thing you should never say to a woman during an argument..........
1. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded. (Make my day mo-fo...)
........Ok............. I'm just saying!!
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