I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I kin type realee qwik with one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not too good but find that I offen can get a job with my persinalety...
My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth. I kin start emeditely.
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser. Hopifuly yore best aplicant so farr.
PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
It's OK, Honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday.