Man Sets House on Fire while Trying to Kill a Spider with a Lighter
....yes this really happened...yet another example of my right to use the term fucktard....
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5229458/Man-set-house-on-fire-while-trying-to-kill-a-spider-with-a-lighter.html
Dying is No Reason to Give up Online Social Life
....this for my fellow bloggers...
http://www.mddailyrecord.com/article.cfm?id=155339&type=Daily
'Felony Franks' Hot Dog Stand Hires Convicts, Angers Chicago Alderman
..."Home of the Misdemeanor Wiener," with burglar beef and chain gang chili dogs...*I'd* eat there...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,517911,00.html
THIS one......... is strictly for my own entertainment....
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- Winky Twinky
- When you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished...
Monday, April 27, 2009
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Hello very funny cool
WT,
As to an online social life after death, if I have to worry about replying facebook challenges and twitter comments, how will I rest in peace?
As to the felony franks, it's nice to know that most of the recent Illinois governors will have a job when they return to society.
As to spiders and lighter, "oh what a tangled web we find, when fire and idiots we combine".
(Oh yeah, and you have no idea what lousy visibility I had in that pumpkin.)
:-)
HAAA!! That was YOU.... hehe Love the way you wax poetic on the spider n lighter tard... and btw, no time to rest...
When I die, I want that service to put a microphone in my grave.
Why?
As you decompose you build up gas which can escape.
Yes, death farting.
I'm all about letting everyone know I'm doing it, even after I die.
ROFLOL....You would think of that!! Maybe you should make that a part of your will...
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