I Had An ADD-Type of Day!!

Oh, it's the lastest thing

It's coming soon everywhere

If you do not have it

Then you are completely square

Anyone can get it

and it's absolutley free

It's fun for you and fun for me

And they call it ADD

ADD, you got to love it

Everybody has a little of it

It doesn't mean you're a bad person

But it might be bad if you're a surgeon!

"I am now opening the abdominal cavity.

I think I have a cavity.

My tooth is killing me.

My cousin's a dentist.

He's a vegatarian.

I like asparagus.

Sometimes it makes my pee smell funny, though.

Why am I holding a liver??"...ADD

ADD, It is nothing to lament

Unless you are the president!

"My fellow Americans,

The Japanese have attacked Pearl Harbor.

I have an aunt named Pearl.

She bought me comic books.

I like Batman.

His car shot flames. I like flames.

I got scalded by hot water when I was 5.

My brother can swallow a tennis ball."....ADD

ADD, It's as easy as 1, 2....

Hey, look, there's a pigeon!

Oh, it's fun, no matter where you're at

Unless of course, if you're in the sack!

"Oh, yeah, who's your daddy?

I should call my dad.

It's his birthday next week.

He used to take me fishing.

I love fish. Fish and chips!

ADD, ADD, you got to love it.

Everybody has.....do you smell bacon???