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Sunday, April 5, 2009

Random Ponderings

*If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

*Is it ok to use the AM radio after noon?

*What do you call a male lady bug?

*When a dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it.

*Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

*Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

*Why are there floatation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

*Have you ever imagined the world without hypothectical situations?

.......Hey!!.....I'm just sayin..... :-P

2 comments:

Green House Spares said...

I love your Random Ponderings section! I am a random kind of person, I think people should be able to ask random questions and interrupt a conversation with a random thought without people giving weird looks. And what DO you call a male lady bug???

Green House Spares said...

I love your Random Ponderings section! I am a random kind of person, I think people should be able to ask random questions and interrupt a conversation with a random thought without people giving weird looks. And what DO you call a male lady bug???