A Song for my Irish Friends

My Uncle Jack fell from his ladder
Drunk as a skunk at his work one day
Broke his back, bruised his bladder
Switched to beer, now he's okay!

Governor Spitzer was totally smashed
Picked up a hooker on the street one day
The cops gave chase, he swerved and crashed
Switched to beer now he's okay

[CHORUS}
How do you get your head to clear?
Switch to beer, switch to beer
You don't have to go to AA
Switch to beer you'll be okay!

Father McFeely said a sorry mass
Three sheets to the wind at his church one day
Pinched an altar boy on the ass
Didn't switch to beer, he just moved away

Some tart broke my heart and set me free
So I drank straight Gin for a year
One day Woke up in a re-hab facility
I switched to beer, now I'm okay!

You can party on, so have no fear
Switch to beer, switch to beer
Stay away from the hard stuff
Switch to beer, it's strong enough

[CHORUS}
How do you get your head to clear?
Switch to beer, switch to beer
You don't have to go to AA
Switch to beer you'll be okay!

...Gotta Love it....I'm Just Sayin...