Some "WTF" Moments!!
Tea Time Love Bite!!!
A woman almost bit off her husband's willy as he cooked pancakes for tea -- while she gave him oral sex. In the heat of the passion, he lost his grip on the pan and spilled boiling oil down her naked back. She clenched her teeth on his willy and in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan. Both only admitted how they received their injuries after "intense questioning" by hospital doctors in Carioca, Romania. The man needed treatment to his willy while the wife had burns, tow black eyes, and a broken cheek bone.
...Now I've heard everything!! WTF were they thinking!!!???...
Buzzing Undies Make Shopper Faint
A woman collapsed in a supermarket when her vibrating panties made her faint with pleasure. The kinky 33-year old housewife was wearing a paif of battery-operated Passion Pants, bought from a sex shop while she did her shopping, according to the British tabloid, The Sun. But she got so stimulated by the 6cm vibrating bullet in the panties that she lost consciousness. She fell and hit her head in the crowded supermarket in Swansea, Wales. When paramedics arrived, they found her black imitation leather knickers still buzzing. They took them off before an ambulance took her to the hospital. The woman, whose identity has been kept private, suffered no long lasting ill effects. And as she left the hospital, the paramedic gave her back the Passion Pants in a plastic bag. A spokesman for the Asda supermarket chain told the Sun: "We like to think shopping with us is exciting enough already."
A fire occurred at 2:26 p.m. on a January Sunday in Wisconsin. Several people were standing outside, but no one was injured. A man using a TORCH to clear snow (helloooo) in front of a garage door accidentally set fire to a shed, causing $20,000 in damages.
...Okay...WHAT was he thinking??...
A GAO report examines SCHIP coverage of adults and finds that:
**States that cover adults as part of their State Children's Health Insurance Program (SCHIP) are MORE LIKELY TO EXPERIENCE FUNDING SHORTFALLS than states that do not, (Really?!) according to a report released Thursday by the Government Accountability Office.
...OMG, aren't you glad they let us know this?...Seemed obvious to me..Hey, I'm Just Saying!!!...