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Monday, March 30, 2009

WTF Did You Just Sing??

Ever belted out a tune at the top of your lungs for everyone to hear..only to find out you were saying the wrong thing? We've all been there.....These are great!

Robert Palmer Addicted To Love:
Lyric: Might as well face it, you're addicted to love
Wrongly sang as: Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
Creedence Clearwater Revival Bad Moon Rising
Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise
Wrongly sang as: There's a bathroom on the right
There's a baboon on the right
Lyric: "Little Deuce Coupe"
Wrongly sang as: Little Goose Poop
She's my little doo scoop
Little boot scoop
She's my little loose cooch (OMG!)
Little Loose Goose

And if that aint enough to make you flip your lid -- Theres one more thing, I got the Big Slip daddy (pink slip daddy) haha
Eagles: Take it to the Limit
Lyric: Can't find the door, can't find it anywhere
Wrongly sang as:
Can't find the door, can't find my underwear
Lyric: Take it to the limit one more time
Wrongly sang as: Bake it with some lemon one more time
Journey: Lovin touchin squeezin
Lyric: You make me weak
Wrongly sang as: You make me wheeze
Lyric: You make me weep and wanna die
Wrongly sang as: You make me eat I'm on a diet

Jimmie Buffet: Margaritaville
Lyric: There's booze in the blender
Wrongly sang as: There's boobs in the blender
(you know this was a guy..... they love boobies, but *blend* them??)

Lyric: Stepped on a pop top
Wrongly sang as: Stepped on a pop tart
Stepped on a pork chop
Lyric: Searchin for my lost shaker of salt
Wrongly sang as: Searching for my log shaker and saw
Searching for my log shaken assault
Searching for my lost digger the dog
Lyric: Wastin away again in Margaritaville
Wrongly sang as: Wastin away again in my gorilla suit................
Lyric: Love and Devotion.....
The Bambi Botion

.....Geez...gotta love it!.....


Shawn said...

For years I thought the lyrics to "Billie Jean" were:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who says that I am the one
But the janitor's not my son

Winky Twinky said...

Oh come on!! you know you come from a long line of janitors!! Just teasin..that's so funny! We've ALL done it...that's what makes it so damn funny!!!

Phillipia said...

I quit belting out songs years ago...when the nuns told me to mouth the words because my voice was so bad...but in my head, I have a great voice, wrong lyrics and all!