Last night my girlfriend was over and we were just hanging out casually.
I said to her that I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent upon some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all.
I told her if that ever happens to me, just pull the plug.
She got up.....unplugged my computer....and threw out my beer!!!
.....she's such a bitch I swear....
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