Went out with a couple of girlfriends last weekend.
Now I remember why you can't meet anyone at a bar.... Some new pick up lines we heard:
--Did you fart? Cause you blew me away
--Do you have a library card? Cause I'd like to sign you out
--Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them
--If you was a tree and I was a squirrel...I'd store my nuts in yer hole
--I'm no Fred Flintstone...but I can make your bed rock
--If you're gonna regret this in the mornin.....we can just sleep til noon
......Geez...I'm Just Sayin......
17 hours ago